― It could be the title of a country song. I feel so bad for you, Randy Travis. What happened, my friend? You were buck naked on the side of the road. Intoxicated. By your car like a cowboy outside the saloon with his horse. I’m getting concerned that things are not going well in your [...]Naked and Drunk in My Truck (Not “Junk in My Trunk”) is a post from: mj monaghan ∙ mj monaghan - .