― When is a sandwich not a sandwich? When there's no Wonder Bread, of course. Without it, we're left with a denuded blob of pb&j lying on a plate. The Magick Sandwich is in existential crisis. What to do in a world without Wonder? ∙ While others scramble to buy the last Twinkies on earth, I mourn the loss of the penultimate lunchtime wing man. Wonder Bread doesn't compete for attention. When I eat bologna and cheese, that's all I taste. The bread's there to keep the mustard off my [...].