New Jersey woman suntans until she is a corpse!
― This is hard to believe, but a New Jersey woman is accused of taking her 5 year old daughter to a tanning salon when state regulations prohibit anyone under 14 from being roasted alive, Snooki style. ∙ Patricia Krentcil (no relation to mummifed Egyptian King Amenhotep I) says that her daugher was never in the booth, but blames the little girl's sunburn on a "contact high" from her own smouldering carcass. ∙ Let this be a warning to those of you with ovaries - you have a [...].
