NOSE CANDY
― The bloodhound's ability at scent-tracking means it is often referred to as "a nose with a dog attached". I consider myself to be a nose with a human attached - my ability to identify smell is probably my greatest sensory skill. Sadly, as far as I know, this talent isn't something I can be well-rewarded for. I don't expect that anyone's going to employ me to crawl around on all fours at the airport to seek out contraband. ∙ I surround myself with new perfumes all the time and justify it [...].
