― To old faithful, the safe black pump,you really save the day,when I haven't got the time to make that jump. ∙ As far as a shoe goes, no one comes near. ∙ Your heel is statuesque, ∙ and you help me to look my best. ∙ To me, you are reliable, ∙ you will never let me down, ∙ Come rain or shine, ∙ you will always turn my frown upside down. ∙ Every girl should own you, ∙ you really are - the perfect black shoe. ∙ * How much does [...].