― Dear Readers, ∙ I am a loser. This is why I have been ignoring you for so many months! Here are the many things that have allowed me to distract myself from how terribly neglectful I have been to you. ∙ Clearly, all of my time has been spoken for. ∙ It's not that I don't love you..... I just don't love you more than chocolate. ∙ Seriously, you guys never stood a chance. ∙ And also money. Money is good too. ∙ I've been earning money at a bridal salon, [...].