only in art class
― I love teaching art, but my lessons and my penchant for personifying inanimate objects sometimes brings out the oddest phrases. I am glad the hall monitor knows me, otherwise some of the following comments, commands and questions would have alerted the powers that be a long time ago. ∙ Things I have heard myself say in art class ∙ -stop already, you aren't making any sense-1. grab your head off the shelf ∙ 2. now just push your head on the nail, make sure it goes all the [...].
