― A Letter To Jessie James ∙ You Stupid Bastard! You cheated on Sandra Bullock? ∙ How in the world can you be so stupid? You are married to one of the most beautiful women in the world. ∙ She has a body to die for and her current wealth shadowed only by Oprah. ∙ Your wife, recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and is now named "America's Sweetheart." ∙ You also remember, she just won an Oscar and praised you up and down in front of the world while you [...].