― Being able to take a "Number 2" in the presence of the person you're dating is big deal. In fact, it just might be the smoking gun of evidence necessary to understand that your relationship can finally start becoming a "serious relationship". If you've really never thought about this, take a minute to consider the relationships you've been in; then, consider the number of bowel movements you've made in the presence of those lovers. Interesting, isn't it? Let's think back, shall we? ∙ [...].