― I'm quite possibly the most random person this side of the Pacific Ocean. Aw, that is a cute play with words because the whole entire United States is this side of the Pacific Ocean. Well, except for Hawaii. But, I can't compete with random people in Hawaii since watching "Dog the Bounty Hunter." ∙ I never knew that place had so many random people and meth ice heads. That show has done nothing but replace my visions of paradise with visions of a sunny afternoon in Detroit. ∙ I've [...].