― "My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and ∙ vehicle maintenance." ∙ What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses. ∙ What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka. ∙ What do you call a man with a car on his head? Jack ∙ Girlfriend: "Are you sure you love me, and no one else?" Boyfriend: "Dead sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday." .