Robless office, snail murder and evaluations

Secrets and lies of a small London office ― Ever had one of these mornings where you are filled with regret - we seem to be experiencing one of them here.So far between us we are guilty of:One drunk managing to fall asleep on the train homeA lost mobile phoneOne drunken kissOne bag vomited onOne Rob walking off into the sunsetOne snail stepped on accidentallyOne case of tears after realising they committed snail murderBusy night.To start with Fishy - how the mighty have fallen. He is rather quiet and a little subdued about the previous[...]