Satire's Weekly Wish List
― Alas it is pay day and that time of week my again my friends... where I hysterically window shop on the internet at beautiful and pristine items I may/may not be able to afford and sincerely hope that you too join in with me despairing over your own financial inadequacies! ∙ After completing 3 horrendous essays over the space of like 10 days or something (if I have to talk about feminism again...I think I may kill/impale myself with my own platform heels) I think I should be able to [...].
