― So...by now you all have probably heard about this whole situation with Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson and his new bride Evelyn Lozada. For those of you who have not heard about this story, please allow me to provide a quick recap as reported by various media outlets. This past weekend, the newly-married couple got into an argument after Evelyn found a receipt for condoms in Chad's vehicle. During the argument Chad allegedly headbutted Evelyn, resulting in a 3-inch gash on her forehead. Evelyn headed [...].