Sh*tlock Holmes and the Case of the Missing Snikiddy (plus Giveaway)
― “Watson, come here I need you!” ∙ “What is it, Sh*tlock?” said the portly assistant, rushing into the living room. ∙ “I just realized,” smiled the master detective. “That’s exactly what Edgar Allen Poe said to his assistant when he first invented the telephone.” ∙ “I thought Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone…” ∙ “Don’t contradict me, man,” snapped Sh*tlock testily. “I’m attempting to solve a mystery here!” ∙ “I apologize,” frowned the corpulent [...].









