Signs That You Have Been Drinking Too Much Java...

Aging Gently ― Juan Valdez names his donkey after you.You ski uphill.You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.You answer the door before people knock.You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.You have to watch videos in fast-forward.You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away, without using the timer.You lick your coffeepot clean.You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take[...]