Snooki is Pregnant
― NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ∙ SHE'S BREADING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ∙ Might I make a suggestion? ∙ God approves this message. ∙ Snooki has apparently owning up to the fact that she's knocked up. Which is good because there was NO WAY anyone could have just been able to "tell" she's pregnant. ∙ The fetus should be tested RIGHT NOW for fetal alcohol syndrome. ∙ Given the Mayan prophecy, I'm fairly sure her [...].








