― The last time I went shopping was in November of last year (Shocking, I know. Can you imagine?). And the last time I’ve had my hands on any new luxury designer goods was when STYLEBOP sent me that Marc by Marc Jacobs leather briefcase. I’m craving a luxury fashion shopping spree like a heroin addict craves his fix. I need a fashion shower and I need it now! I really think that it’s about time for me to seriously start looking for a sugar daddy. We’ve already established [...].