The Easter Bunny Comes A'Knockin'
― And by a'knockin, I mean ringing my doorbell, ringing the doorbells of my neighbors, yelling, and screaming. And by Easter Bunny, I mean a drunk person. At 3 o'clock this morning. Needless to say when the doorbell rang and woke me from a dead sleep I was pretty much scared shitless. Happy Easter! Luckily my neighbor's boyfriend went down and yelled at the guy, then a girl took over the yelling, and I don't know what happened from there. I stood at my peephole for a few minutes until the people [...].
