― Once upon a time there was a princess... ∙ Whenever Eve gets bored she asks me why she can't have a brother or sister. When I'm done choking on my coffee, I tell her that she already has a brother and a sister. When she asks where they are, I tell her that we sold them on Ebay because they were bad and didn't do what we told them to. ∙ This is a totally believable lie for her, because in our house, if it sits for too long without being used, it gets sold on Ebay. ∙ It's a [...].