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The Infinite Et Cetera, More Powerful Than the Next

Think Spin ― The clerk yelled, “Next!” I stepped up to the counter. “What can I get you?” he asked. I stared at the seemingly infinite choices on the shelf. “Well?” The clerk glared at me. “Uh . . .” “Hesitation is a sign of weakness. This is no place for the meek. You need fortitude to pick [...] .

Tags: Cultural Satire, Random Thoughts, Et Cetera, Etc., Punctuation, Satire

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