The Lemming List Vol. 3 - Birthday Edition
― It's getting close to that hallowed (read: AWESOME) day I crash landed on this planet (read again: My birthday), and I am compiling a list of things I am lemming like a crazy fox. It's best to be prepared when beauty product binge spending is imminent. Right now, it's torture, but when the time for acquisition comes, this list will, hopefully, keep me from just willy nilly buying any cosmetic that blows my skirt up. Or so I tell myself. It just sucks that I was born during one of the annual [...].
