The Post Where I Chastise Kristen Stewart for Being a Godless Philanderer.
― Holy mother of God, tell me it's not true. This horror of all horrors cannot be happening. What kind of times are we living in? ∙ K-Stew and R-Patz are breaking up. ∙ NO! Take me now, Mayan calendar prophecy. I don't want to live in a world where the two leading actors from the Twilight franchise can't make a relationship work. ∙ Because of infidelity, nonetheless. ∙ And it's all that cheating whore Kristen Stewart's fault. Did your vampire wedding vows mean nothing [...].
