― It happened, the day I was long dreading. I experienced my first eye shadow fatality. I had hoped I could escape the beauty reapers cold grasp, but alas, twas not mean to be. ∙ Join me in a solemn tribute to the best blackened emerald a girl ever had. ∙ RIP Callipygian ∙ Happier days, I recall how you used to sparkle in the sunlight. You had a flair for drama...even back then. ∙ Remember this day? We frolicked in the colors of the sea...it was the best of times. [...].