― You Don't Know Dick (Philip K.) ∙ or ∙ I Can Misremember It For Your Wholesale ∙ The reviews that I've seen for the new version of Total Recall have not been kind. Rotten Tomatoes, that fine aggregator/cuisinart of opinion, put it on "puree" when it said "While it boasts some impressive action sequences, Total Recall lacks the intricate plotting, wry humor, and fleshed out characters that made the original a sci-fi classic." ∙ Huh? What the wha...? ∙ [...].