― Two Cannibals ∙ Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path. ∙ Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "Oh dad, there's one." ∙ "No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We'll just wait." ∙ Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough." [...].