― Here's a list of Barney Stinson’s awesome spoken words, which I am sure you would have already heard on the American Television sitcom, How I Met Your Mother. So SUIT UP, because this list is going to be LEGEN……wait for it…..DARY! ∙ (Don't watch How I Met Your Mother? You can watch new episodes on CBS and reruns on Lifetime.) ∙ 1. Ok, that's it. Attention, Canada. I'm Barney, from America, and I'm here to fix your backward-ass country. Number one, get real money. Don't know [...].