― So, A) I bought these shark cookie cutters. ∙ Because I have a mild obsession with sharks and have for the past like, five years. I have a shark shower curtain, a shark soap dispenser, a shark poster on my door, a shark bottle opener, a shark screensaver...the list goes on. I like sharks. ∙ and B) I found this absurd video on youtube: ∙ And here we have some shark cookies. ∙ Ingredients: ∙ 2 cups flour ∙ 1 cup sugar ∙ 1/2 cup Earth Balance [...].