Walk The Walk

I Peed A Little ― Walking is overrated. There, I said it. When it comes to traveling from point A to point B, I'd rather be catapulted on fire. Walking makes my legs sore and lethargic. I hate it so much that when it comes time for a stroll, I have to do it in the morning before my brain figures out. If I could somehow discover a way to make myself sleepwalk on command, I'd be all over that.