― Last night, I did the unthinkable: I put myself up for auction. ∙ Now, I know what you might be thinking: Genius! Luxury product, luxury pricing! But no, this was not an attempt to strategically reconfigure my pricing structure. It was for a charity to help people experiencing homelessness in New York get Back on My Feet! Er... back on their feet... ∙ So not only did I raise money for a fantastic charity, but I also have a new event to top my list of the "most awkward things [...].