― A few weeks ago, my grandpa came down to visit me in small town, South Carolina. ∙ I love it when I get to see my grandparents - they are so on the same page as me. I'm an old school kind of girl, conservative - keepin' it classy. you know. ∙ So we decided to go to Subway for lunch, one of the few restaurants in my town. yes, I just called Subway a restaurant. and yes, it is connected to a gas station. ∙ On the way home from Subway, Papa looks at me. He says, "Alright [...].