(What I imagine to be) My Sons' 9 Top Tips for Dealing With Mum
― Move Slowly - When your mum is in a hurry, and you can tell this because the nagging becomes more frequent, make sure to choose that time to do everything at a glacial pace. She will do her Sergeant Major impression and say, "Move it, move it, move it!", which is quite amusing. If you've really got her going, she may even do lots of your jobs FOR you. So you get an entertaining sideshow AND your chores get done. ∙ Ask For Help - When you are supposed to be tying your shoe laces, which of [...].
