What St. Paddy's day means to me...
― To tell you the truth leprechauns scare me... ∙ I do not like green eggs and ham... ∙ I do not like corned beef and cabbage... ∙ Having grown up on Manhattan's Upper East Side I have seen one too many St. Paddy's Day parades... I have seen way too many grown men stumble around in a drunken stupor ... The only day of the year I am thankful not to live in New York City is today! ∙ My last name is Irish but I am not. (Scottish, if you must know) My brown, Scottish eyes [...].
