― I am a father, and I am proud of that fact. I am a father of six. Four of my precious children are girls. There are not enough shotguns in the world to make me feel safe as far as they are concerned, so all that is left for me to do is to have faith that they will be kept safe in an unsafe world. There are over a billion knuckle heads (read boys) out there, and despite my best efforts, they will have to go through the pain familiar to all women: life with men. My oldest is in the [...].