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123 Animal Jokes ― A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods!A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry... (more)
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Posted on Jul 15th, 2009
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123 Animal Jokes ― On Monday Fred, an old country farmer, bought a mule from Luke, another old farmer, for $100. Luke promised to deliver the mule the next day.On Tuesday Luke drove up and said, "Sorry, Fred, but I have some bad news. The mule died."Fred: Well, then,... (more)
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Posted on Jul 15th, 2009
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123 Animal Jokes ― This farmer had an old rooster and he thought it might be time to get a new young rooster to service his hens. He got himself a new rooster and let him loose with the old rooster. The young rooster went right over to the old rooster and challenged... (more)
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Posted on Jul 15th, 2009
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123 Animal Jokes ― Two old men were sitting on a porch with a hound dog between them. The dog had its leg hiked up and was licking itself. One of the old men said to the other, "I sure do wish I could do that."The other old man said, "You better not, that dog will bite... (more)
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Posted on Jul 15th, 2009
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123 Animal Jokes ― A male frog goes to a psychic. The psychic tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."The frog becomes excited, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?""No," says the psychic, "in her... (more)
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Posted on Jul 22nd, 2009
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123 Animal Jokes ― Late one night, a burgler broke into a house. As he tiptoed through the living room, he heard a voice say: "Jesus is watching you!"Nothing happened, so the burgler crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you" - said the voice.The burgler stopped dead... (more)
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Posted on Jul 22nd, 2009
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123 Animal Jokes ― A city slicker moves to the country and decides he's going to take up farming. He heads to the local co-op and tells the man, "Give me 100 baby chickens." The co-op man complies. A week later the man returns and says, "Give me 200 baby chickens." The... (more)
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Posted on Jul 22nd, 2009
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123 Animal Jokes ― There were three drunk guys and they got in a car accident. They go to heaven and plead god for a second chance. God says, "Alright, but don't step on a duck. The drunks reply, "Why ducks?" God repeats, "Just don't step on a duck." The drunks agree... (more)
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Posted on Jul 29th, 2009
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123 Animal Jokes ― A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late and was frozen solid in a storm.He dropped down into a pasture of cows. The biggest, fattest cow was doing a crap there, and the bird landed in it. At first he was disgusted, until he... (more)
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