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Articles of Absurdity

 Lorrelee ― http://articlesofabsurdity.com

Prepare for brutal honestly, humor, sarcasm, fun with Barbies and some amateur cartoons.

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Listed: Dec 8, 2011

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Woman NOT Apologizing for Being Overweight

Woman NOT Apologizing for Being Overweight

Articles of Absurdity ― Reblogged from : Dear stranger, When you asked me “how far along are you?,” and I answered “I’m not!,” as in “I am not pregnant”, your elderly ears could not hear me, so I had to repeat myself. The five...

Tags: Lorre-isms

Lorrelee ― 2 weeks 1 day ago

Ruminating The Rumors

Articles of Absurdity ― A lie is a horrible thing, but a lie with wings is even worse. It flies as far and high as possible, wreaking havoc and destroying lives, or at least….trying to. These pretty little birds of flight are known as RUMORS. No one has ...

Tags: Baggage, Crazy Is As Crazy Does., Famous Quotes, Get Counseling, Personal Outbursts, Tell Me Another.

Lorrelee ― 3 weeks ago

Sorry seems to be the hardest word.

Sorry seems to be the hardest word.

Articles of Absurdity ― My friend, started a site: An Open Apology. Anyone is invited to write and submit a letter. It could be to your ex, your boss, your mom, or even your pet. And…..It can be stone cold serious or full of humor. Whatever helps you get the words...

Tags: Blogger Challenge/Idea, Life Crap, Lorre-isms, Not So Bad For This Blog, Personal Outbursts, Reality At Work

Lorrelee ― 4 weeks 3 days ago

Taking my bow before the intervention takes place.

Taking my bow before the intervention takes place.

Articles of Absurdity ― Apparently, Twindaddy isn’t doing such a hot job of hiding his crack addiction. How do I know? Well……He gave me the ABC Award. That’s how. Awesome Blog Content! Seriously? Clearly, only a crack addict would think such...

Tags: AWARDS, BLOGS, Personal Outbursts, What Happens Next?, ABC Award, Based On A True Story

Lorrelee ― 7 weeks ago

It’s my party and I’ll make you cry if I want to!

It’s my party and I’ll make you cry if I want to!

Articles of Absurdity ― 43 IS AWESOME: I’m stronger than ever. My face is holding up (Just don’t look at my hands). My body isn’t due for an overhaul yet. I’m fairly certain my mind is in tact. My words are just as devastating and magical, if not...

Tags: Birthday, Blink Of An Eye, Lorre-isms, Personal Outbursts, Brutal Honesty, Damn I'm Good!

Lorrelee ― 8 weeks 2 days ago

Weekly Photo Challenge: Future Tense

Weekly Photo Challenge: Future Tense

Articles of Absurdity ― This is the future, but also right now. You aren’t welcome back, no way, no how. No open arms and no open doors. It’s clear to all, if it wasn’t before. You are damaged and toxic, with no moral code. Picking on children at your ...

Tags: Get Counseling, Lorre-isms, Oh Silly Me, Personal Outbursts, Photography, Poetry

Lorrelee ― 9 weeks ago

It’s rather deceiving……

Articles of Absurdity ― It’s rather deceiving, but you have empties believing Belief in your word that gives most people GERD They ignore the shrew, deep inside of you But why? It’s a means to a screw Legs that can’t be held together with surgical glue ...

Tags: Blink Of An Eye, Poetry, Reality At Work, Tell Me Another., What Happens Next?, Brutal Honesty

Lorrelee ― 10 weeks ago

Fired Up On Facebook

Fired Up On Facebook

Articles of Absurdity ― There can’t possibly be that many problems without solutions. Who has the last copy of Problem Solving for Dummies book? I think we’re gonna need it. FIRED UP: I just read this from a mother of a 6-year-old boy. "I still pray every ...

Tags: Crazy Is As Crazy Does., Down Syndrome, Facebook, Life Crap, Lorre-isms, Not So Bad For This Blog

Lorrelee ― 11 weeks 3 days ago

Someone got dementia in the divorces, but it wasn’t me.

Articles of Absurdity ― Due to distractions, I wasn’t going to write anything tonight, but I couldn’t help myself. Sometimes a situation or a person with a narcissistic personality disorder warrants a post to be born. In this case, it would be the latter. To...

Tags: Baggage, Crazy Is As Crazy Does., Did You Date Your Cousin Too?, Get Counseling, Lorre-isms, Personal Outbursts

Lorrelee ― 13 weeks ago

Cooking and singing lead to sex talk.

Articles of Absurdity ― SO…….Thing 1 (12-years-old) was watching reality television with me last night. It doesn’t seem surprising that reality TV would lend itself to sexual issues, but we weren’t  watching Bad Girls or The Bachelor/ette. AND…….Big Brother...

Tags: Blink Of An Eye, Got Wood?, KIDS, Life Crap, Personal Outbursts, Reality At Work

Lorrelee ― 16 weeks ago

Are you giving me the pregnant eye?

Articles of Absurdity ― My first thought is: “Not in a million years!”. Kissing this dude would be like giving oral sex to my dryer’s lint tray. Someone, out there, reading this, knows for sure. AND….some, might be turned on, but I digress. Crazy fetish? My second ...

Tags: Blink Of An Eye, Crazy Is As Crazy Does., Fathers, Got Wood?, Lorre-isms, Oh Silly Me

Lorrelee ― 16 weeks ago

I can’t stop flashing you.

Articles of Absurdity ― I’m sorry to overwhelm you with my incessant flashing, but I wrote these a bit back and never posted. Get comfy and prepare yourself to be entertained or bored to death. Either way, you might be at your computer longer than expected. These ...

Tags: Baggage, Blogger Challenge/Idea, I'm Flashing You., Lorre-isms, M3 Flash Fiction Challenge, Reheated Leftovers

Lorrelee ― 17 weeks ago

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