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Astoldbybobby

my...written attempts at living the perfect life. Enjoy the trip through my mind.
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How to say Hi to me.

Astoldbybobby ― I like her cause she knows how to present herself. She walks away, turns her head and smiles at me. I smile back. She winks at me. I die.I like her cause even when she is in the house she looks awesome. I visit her and I find her hair all messy. But... (more)
 Bob Mugo ― Posted 24 hours ago
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"nani still wets his bed?"

Astoldbybobby ― Is it growing up really? I thought growing up was not wetting your bed. Which I wetted till class seven. Damn class seven, I dated then, and I still wet my bed, but it's alright cause the girls still loved me, and the boys still respected me. I love... (more)
 Bob Mugo ― Posted 24 hours ago
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My Girlfriend dumped me ~ So am gonna make the whole world PAY! (guest post)

My Girlfriend dumped me ~ So am gonna make the whole world PAY! (guest post)

Astoldbybobby ― You go out on a date. It doesn’t work out. Next weekend, you meet another mama. Again, it doesn’t work out. It just seems like nothing is working out. Life’s a bitch huh! Then, for a long period of time, you don’t meet anyone. You begin to... (more)
 Bob Mugo ― Posted 7 days ago
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One way to lose a girl.

Astoldbybobby ― There are many ways to lose a girl, here is one you have never thought of before. Remember just because you don't believe me doesn't make what I say untrue.I hate it when women think that when they have sex they are losing out, I dislike the fact... (more)
 Bob Mugo ― Posted 10 days ago
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Fabulously Miserable.

Fabulously Miserable.

Astoldbybobby ― Everyone gives their hearts, souls, bodies, mind and life to something. It's human I guess. You can give yourself to happiness. Which means whenever you are faced by options everyday, you will choose the one that makes you happy. You might even go... (more)
 Bob Mugo ― Posted 11 days ago
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The mechanics of a break up.

The mechanics of a break up.

Astoldbybobby ― International law class starts in around thirty minutes, so I got to kill this by that time. You asked me to write faster, then here it is.I wish my alarm clock went off with coffee. Have you noticed that if you wake up sip a whole mug of coffee,... (more)
 Bob Mugo ― Posted 16 days ago
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6% to 1%

6% to 1%

Astoldbybobby ― I got 6% of battery life to finish this. Soon the 5% low battery warning will show. I have the charger here but I don't want to attach this. The music playing in my earphones is loud. It feels like...Five, four, three, two, dead. That's how I feel.... (more)
 Bob Mugo ― Posted 18 days ago
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Is it your decision? Or her's?

Is it your decision? Or her's?

Astoldbybobby ― One day you wake up and decide, this is the woman am gona have babies with, this is the lady that I will build my life around. These are the number of kids am gona have. I will name the girl Sue and the boy Bill. Cause I love the idea of family and I... (more)
 Bob Mugo ― Posted 19 days ago
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She Wears a Sneer

She Wears a Sneer

Astoldbybobby ― Spaces at the cafeteria were all filled up. All tables, except one. I had to seat there. I was new. And the food looked nice. Plus it was both an opportunity to make new friends as I tore up my chicken. Talk about killing two birds with one stone... (more)
 Bob Mugo ― Posted 19 days ago
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Good Boy, Bad Boy, Good Girl, Bad Girl...the saga ends!

Good Boy, Bad Boy, Good Girl, Bad Girl...the saga ends!

Astoldbybobby ― Being bad is easy, being good is hard. Show me a bad person, and I show you a lazy person. Being bad is so easy cause you only think about yourself, which is very easy, if you decided to be good you will have to think beyond your nose, which is hard... (more)
 Bob Mugo ― Posted 21 days ago
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Whose control are you under?

Whose control are you under?

Astoldbybobby ― Being here helps you think like it does me. When I don't have anything to say I go back to life and read from it. Everyone is a manager, we are all bosses. Freedom vitally makes us bosses of our life, we manage it with the decisions we make. You... (more)
 Bob Mugo ― Posted 21 days ago
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Everything but a Mind at Peace

Everything but a Mind at Peace

Astoldbybobby ― I am powerless, I hate that feeling to be unable to protect those you want to protect. But everything is possible, getting that power is, but is that how to live, in readiness for war. Revenge is religiously incorrect, reasonably unwise. So am... (more)
 Bob Mugo ― Posted 21 days ago
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Cheers.

Cheers.

Astoldbybobby ― Its only fair that I to blame the way I am to the experiences I had when I was a kid. A little about Bob as a kid. I was told before I could crawl up a chair or even seat on it by myself I was terrified of pain. I was terrified of falling. That's... (more)
 Bob Mugo ― Posted 21 days ago
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Love is celebration & small Wars.

Love is celebration & small Wars.

Astoldbybobby ― Ever been in a real relationship? Then I guess you have an idea of what it means to meet her half way.I was meeting her half way, literally. She lives in the other end of the world where the sun rises first from, I live on the side where the sun sets... (more)
 Bob Mugo ― Posted 21 days ago
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...if you don't want to be cheated on!!!

...if you don't want to be cheated on!!!

Astoldbybobby ― L&LI have a confession to make. Before I knew what true love is. I pretended to be in love cause it has obvious advantages. Constant supply of sex.In a relationship, you always have someone home in your bed waiting for you, even though you go out... (more)
 Bob Mugo ― Posted 21 days ago