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Sending funny letters to celebrities in order to get autographs
Listed: Apr 30, 2011
Autograph Stalker ― Dear Ms. White: ∙ I am writing to you for several reasons. First I want to tell you that I am a big fan of your letter turning. I couldn’t image anybody other than you turning those letters for me every night. Secondly, since you are so...
Tags: Game Show Host, Vanna White
Eric Wheeler ― 23 Aug, 11
Autograph Stalker ― March 3, 2011 Dear Slash: I was surfing the internet the other day and I came across an article describing how you named your son London after the city in which he was conceived. The weird thing is that my wife and I also named our kids after...
Tags: Slash, Musician
Eric Wheeler ― 25 Jul, 11
Autograph Stalker ― March 20, 2011 ∙ Dear Mr. Osbourne: ∙ I am writing to you because I am a big fan. Such a big fan that I am the lead singer in a Black Sabbath tribute band. Everything was going well until recently our bass player went to a Clint ...
Tags: Musician, Ozzy Osbourne
Eric Wheeler ― 9 May, 11
Autograph Stalker ― March 9, 2011 ∙ Dear Mr. Cable Guy: I am writing to you because I am a big fan of your work. Because of you I decided I wanted a career in the cable industry. I love the idea of being called Eric the Cable Guy. Just last month I applied...
Tags: Comedian, Larry The Cable Guy
Eric Wheeler ― 7 May, 11
Autograph Stalker ― Yeah, another Brady Bunch success. ∙ Dear Ms. Henderson: ∙ I am writing to you because I am a big fan of both you and the Brady Bunch. In fact I am so much a fan that I started a counseling group which utilizes Brady Bunch episodes ...
Tags: Florence Henderson, Actress, Brady Bunch
Eric Wheeler ― 1 May, 11
Autograph Stalker ― I was thrilled when Sarah Silverman personalized the photo by saying she was proud I am an asshole. ∙ March 23, 2011 ∙ Dear Ms. Silverman: ∙ I am writing to you because I am a big fan of your comedy. Of all the actresses...
Tags: Comedian, Actress, Sarah Silverman
Autograph Stalker ― March 9, 2011 ∙ Dear Mr. Flay: ∙ I am writing to you because I am a big fan of your work and enjoyed the premiere of America’s Next Great Restaurant. I wish more than anything in the world that I could cook as good as you do. ...
Tags: Chef, Bobby Flay
Autograph Stalker ― March 17, 2011 ∙ Dear Mr. Buffett: ∙ I was reading the Internet today and I came across the fact that you have a commercial pilot’s license. Is that true? I too am trying to break into the commercial airline business. I don’t want ...
Tags: Musician, Jimmy Buffett
Autograph Stalker ― March 20, 2011 ∙ Dear Mr. Copperfield: ∙ I am writing to you because I am not only a big fan of magic but also a big fan of your act. You are a top-notch magician. ∙ I too am an aspiring amateur magician. I do what I like ...
Tags: David Copperfield, Magician
Autograph Stalker ― I am seeking funding for two of my plays on kickstarter.com. Check out the page at: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1538874954/world-premiere-cereal-killer-and-protecting-oz ∙ Please donate if you can and don't forget to tell your...
Autograph Stalker ― Neil SedakaRob@neilsedaka.comDear Mr. Sedaka: ∙ I am writing to you because I am a big fan and I wanted to share some exciting news with you. I used to be in a Vince Neil/Motley Crue tribute band but since I am a big fan of yours I was ...
Tags: Singer, Neil Sedaka
Autograph Stalker ― March, 3, 2011 ∙ Dear Mr. Barker: ∙ How is retirement treating you? I hope you are getting a lot of rest. I just wanted to let you know that I admire your work with animals, especially dogs and cats. ∙ I used to have a ...
Tags: Game Show Host, Animal Activist, Bob Barker
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