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Blonde Jokes ― 80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid Convention".The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" A blonde gingerly works her way... (more)
Tags: blonde, joke
 Fatty ― Posted on Jul 31st, 2009
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Blonde Jokes ― A blonde, brunette, and redhead are talking about their daughters. The redhead says, " I was going through my daughters drawers, and I found a bottle of beer. I can't believe my daughter drinks."Then the brunette says, " well I was cleaning my... (more)
 Fatty ― Posted on Jul 31st, 2009
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Blonde Jokes ― A blonde walked up to a coke machine, put in a dollar, and got out a coke. She then put in another dollar, and got another coke. Again and again, she put in more and more dollars and got out more and more cokes.As she was doing this, a man came and... (more)
 Fatty ― Posted on Jul 31st, 2009
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Blonde Jokes ― This blond was driving on the highway and there was a trucker in front of her. She had to get into the lane that the trucker was in and she cut him off. The trucker decided she had been on the highway to long and told her to pull off to the side. The... (more)
 Fatty ― Posted on Jul 31st, 2009
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Blonde Jokes ― A blonde and a brunette are driving in a car down a freeway.The brunette sees a police car in the rear view mirror.She asks the blonde to turn around and see if the police cars' lights are on.The blonde turns around and replys "yes, no, yes, no, yes,... (more)
 Fatty ― Posted on Jul 31st, 2009
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Blonde Jokes ― Q: Why does a blonde write TGIF on the inside of her shoes?A: To remind her that Toes Go In First. (more)
Tags: shoes, blonde, joke
 Fatty ― Posted on Jul 31st, 2009
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Blonde Jokes ― There was a blond a brunette, and a red head that were being chased by a terrorist. And there were 3 potato bags on the floor, so each one of them went into a different potato bag. The terrorist kicked the bag which the red head was in and she said... (more)
 Fatty ― Posted on Jul 31st, 2009
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Blonde Jokes ― Q - What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?A - Pull the pin and through it right back. (more)
Tags: grenade, blonde, joke
 Fatty ― Posted on Jul 31st, 2009
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Blonde Jokes ― There were three construction workers, a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. One day when they were eating lunch, the red head said, "I hope I don't get a turkey sandwich." and sure enough, he gets a turkey sandwich. Then he says, "If I get another... (more)
 Fatty ― Posted on Jul 31st, 2009
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Blonde Jokes ― There once was a blonde who had always heard about ice fishing, so one day she tried it. She went to an icy area, cut a hole, and started fishing. All of a sudden, she hears a voice. “THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!" She ignores it and moves to... (more)
 Fatty ― Made popular on Oct 29th, 2010
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Blonde Jokes ― A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do."Well, you can... (more)
 Fatty ― Posted on Jul 31st, 2009
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Blonde Jokes ― Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it."The librarian says to the... (more)
 Fatty ― Posted on Jul 31st, 2009
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Blonde Jokes ― A beautiful young blond woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks ahead to the first class seats. Seeing that the first class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable,... (more)
Tags: young, blonde, joke, plane
 Fatty ― Made popular on Oct 18th, 2010
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Blonde Jokes ― Q - What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you ???A - Run like hell cause she got a grenade in her hand! (more)
Tags: grenade, blonde, joke
 Fatty ― Made popular on Oct 8th, 2010
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Blonde Jokes ― A blonde, a brunette and a red head are sipping tea and discussing their pregnancies.The brunette says, "My baby's going to be a boy." The blonde asks, "How do you know?" The brunette says, "Because when we did it, my husband was on top."The red head... (more)
 Fatty ― Posted on Jul 31st, 2009