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Listed: Nov 3, 2011
Comic Bill Brumbach ― HEY! Blogger is finally working again! HO-F**KING RAY!!! ∙ It's January and I'm sure most of you are still engaged in keeping your New Year's resolutions of exercising more. Congratulations if you've made it this far (for real). ∙ ...
Tags: This Guy Is Weird
Comic Bill Brumbach ― 15 weeks ago
Comic Bill Brumbach ― This weather is bullshit. It's 18 degrees right now and the sun in shining, but the wind chill makes it feel like -5 degrees. ∙ F**K YOU, WINDCHILL. ∙ And what's worse? Tonite the temperature is going to be in the single digits ...
Tags: F*CK ME
Comic Bill Brumbach ― 16 weeks ago
Comic Bill Brumbach ― Homeskillet. ∙ Expiration Date: Sometime in 2006. ∙ If still using the term "Homeskillet" in 2013, further evidence you are a douchebag.
Comic Bill Brumbach ― 17 weeks ago
Comic Bill Brumbach ― Sometimes people have bad days. I've been having a miserable three weeks of working non-stopped. I'm always one to complain, but I can keep things in perspective. I have a job that more than amply provides for my family. ∙ Yesterday I ...
Tags: I'm A DOUCHEBAG
Comic Bill Brumbach ― [I apologize for the format. Blogger is being a little bitch today.] ∙ It's been almost a month since my last post. My bad. Things have been entirely too busy at work and to be honest, it sucks. Work sucks so bad right now, it literally ...
Comic Bill Brumbach ― I've barely had time to post about Christmas-related things this year. Probably because I'm up to my balls busy with work, family, and other things that happen around Christmas time. ∙ And that's bullshit. ∙ I barely have time to ...
Tags: I'm A DOUCHEBAG, Holiday Rant
Comic Bill Brumbach ― 21 weeks ago
Comic Bill Brumbach ― I know I've only been doing posts once every week, and that's partly to blame on me being up to my balls busy. It always happens around the holidays. I promise I'll be going back to daily posts soon (hopefully). ∙ But I still wanted to do ...
Comic Bill Brumbach ― There's nothing funny about pedophiles. They're vile creatures. But most of them have unique stereotypical characteristics. This post is meant to help you be aware of those characteristics so you can tell if someone you know needs help.... or if ...
Comic Bill Brumbach ― 22 weeks ago
Comic Bill Brumbach ― I'm going to pay a maid for sex. ∙ Haha, not really... but kind of. ∙ After being married for 4 years, there are things that I've learned. Like for instance, my wife's definition of "clean" and my definition of "clean" are two...
Tags: Free Bad Advice, I'm A DOUCHEBAG
Comic Bill Brumbach ― 23 weeks ago
Comic Bill Brumbach ― Sometimes I don't know why we get movies from Redbox. Not because I don't enjoy watching movies with my wife, but because she falls asleep through almost everyone one of them. ∙ Thank God they're only $1 per night. So if she falls asleep...
Tags: This Guy Is Weird, I'm A DOUCHEBAG
Comic Bill Brumbach ― 24 weeks ago
Comic Bill Brumbach ― In keeping with gender equality, I'd like to post some dating advice for the ladies in today's modern, fast-paced world. ∙ But in all honestly, I don't know why I'm even writing about dating advice for women. First of all, women have been...
Tags: Free Bad Advice, Sad But True, Tasteless, I'm A DOUCHEBAG
Comic Bill Brumbach ― 25 weeks ago
Comic Bill Brumbach ― (1) Agree to meet at the sketchiest place imaginable. Like a strip club. Or a cock fight (not this kind). This shows you have a sense of danger! ∙ (2) Wear a cut-off shirt to your first date. Nothing will get a woman hotter than when she...
Tags: Free Bad Advice, SARCASM, Tasteless, I'm A DOUCHEBAG
Comic Bill Brumbach ― 26 weeks ago
I love having raw quick things in the fridge for snacks. Want something sweet? It’s ...
The time is upon us to be tan and fit. I love this time of year. The best way to get ...
Crock pot cooking is perfect for anyone on the go go go! Well here is a great dinner that ...