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Fat Bottom Girl

Fat Bottom Girl

Fat Bottomed Girl ― http://still-fat-bottomed-girl.blogspot.com

What started as a blog about the size of my ass (litterally) eventually morphed into my ever-descriptive rants about the assholes that surround me. Let me entertain you, because if no one laughs at this shit, it was all for naught.

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Listed: Jul 7, 2012

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The Bitch Is Back (Part 3)

Fat Bottom Girl ― Zayda and I are an unstoppable team. I waited in the hallway for him since he's old and I knew it would take him a while to get to the classroom. I greeted him warmly, but he saw through it. "Sit with me, lets discuss the volatile circumstances...

Fat Bottomed Girl ― 3 days ago

The Bitch is Back (Part 2)

Fat Bottom Girl ― I left my computer charger at home. As of right now, McMac has 2 hours and 5 minuets of battery life remaining. Of all the nights! I might go old school and jot it all down by hand, transfer it to here, then blow all of your minds. ∙ I'm ...

Fat Bottomed Girl ― 3 days ago

The Bitch Is Back (Part 1)

The Bitch Is Back (Part 1)

Fat Bottom Girl ― I had a tough time choosing the title for tonight's blog. Ultimately, Elton John always wins out, but I had some other close choices. Keeps Getting Better was the second in line, but as I detest Christina Aguilera, I had to veto it. Stiletto by ...

Fat Bottomed Girl ― 3 days ago

The Angry American

Fat Bottom Girl ― ∙ Okay, I realize that I many, many, MANY years late on this one, but funny things come to me when I’m in the shower. In this case, it was brought to me by Spotify radio. I was listening to “Boys Round Here” by Blake ...

Tags: Thursday Thrashing, Political?

Fat Bottomed Girl ― 5 weeks 3 days ago

Stupid Hoe

Fat Bottom Girl ― The problem with last week's "MJ I'm back" fax (as it has been labeled), also known as Paperback Writer, is that I'm not really making a comeback. I have too much going on to apply the required energy to bring you all daily snark. ∙ But I ...

Fat Bottomed Girl ― 6 weeks 3 days ago

Paperback Writer

Fat Bottom Girl ― Get your towels ready, it's about to go down. ∙ So last week was pretty uneventful in class. Blond Sonja and Juarez Teenager Female shot me hard looks because I didn't re-join their coven learning team. My most recent old team looked at me...

Tags: Thursday Thrashing, School

Fat Bottomed Girl ― 7 weeks 3 days ago

Head Bussa

Fat Bottom Girl ― I know I am on a blog break, but this shit is too long for Facebook. ∙ Little Bug and I were having a perfectly lovely day today. We went to lunch, got to build a cool wishing well out of Lego's at Toys R Us, we were having a blast....until ...

Tags: Ranty McRanterson, Saturday

Fat Bottomed Girl ― 8 weeks 1 day ago

Parachutes

Fat Bottom Girl ― First off, I need to get in a little rant before I start part duex. What's the point of writing a blog and scheduling a post to go up at a certain time when Blogger just pretends it will do it and then deletes it? I know I did it right this time, ...

Tags: Workin' It, Time Warp, Monday

Fat Bottomed Girl ― 16 weeks ago

IRaq and Roll

Fat Bottom Girl ― Any of you who know me in real life and are not currently hiding my posts on your Facebook feed, know that I have been posting on the semi-regular about this ass hat I work with. His name is Mario, but I have given him a blog name BEFORE I even...

Tags: Workin' It, Time Warp, Tuesday

Fat Bottomed Girl ― 19 weeks ago

Low Expectations

Low Expectations

Fat Bottom Girl ― Sometimes, I come to class thinking, "Man, tonight is going to be epic." I felt that way tonight. I woke up at 1630 hrs (I am normally getting ready by 1500), had to rush to get ready and print out my note cards for my team presentation that I ...

Tags: Thursday Thrashing, School, Little Bug

Fat Bottomed Girl ― 26 weeks ago

You're Gonna Miss Me

Fat Bottom Girl ― I didn't blog last week because I didn't go to school last week. I felt and looked like death, so obviously I couldn't leave the house. Sorry to leave you all hanging. I need to get back on here, blogging it up, but I've been pretty busy. ∙ ...

Tags: Thursday Thrashing, School

Fat Bottomed Girl ― 27 weeks ago

Time Is On My Side

Fat Bottom Girl ― ∙ New class, new group, new instructor, still an outcast. There are actually 2 other white people in the class, but one is Stoner White Boy Cop from I-USA's class and the other is staring directly at my boobs. Hipster Gordo and Mexican ...

Tags: Thursday Thrashing, School

Fat Bottomed Girl ― 30 weeks ago

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