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Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes

Martinelli ― http://thefunniest-jokes.blogspot.com

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Funny Jokes ― Why do ducks have webbed feet? ∙ To stamp out fires. ∙ Why do elephants have flat feet? ∙ To stamp out burning ducks ∙ What do you call a monkey in a minefield ? ∙ A Baboom ! ∙ Which day of the week do ...

Tags: One Line Jokes

Martinelli ― 15 weeks ago

Do You Have a Vagina?

Funny Jokes ― A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there. ∙ He asks the lady, 'Do you have a vagina?' ∙ She slams the door in disgust. ∙ The next ...

Tags: Husband And Wife

Martinelli ― 5 Mar, 12

A beautiful, sexy, good looking lady was sitting next to a guy on a flight

Funny Jokes ― A beautiful, sexy, good looking lady was sitting next to a guy on a flight...… ∙ The lady said to him 'Can you help me remove something from my breast please?' ∙ The excited young man replied, 'Wow! It will be my pleasure....... So ...

Martinelli ― 4 Mar, 12

A blonde reports for her university final exam

Funny Jokes ― A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, ...

Tags: Blonde Jokes

Martinelli ― 21 Dec, 11

A blonde goes into a nearby store

Funny Jokes ― A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. ∙ The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. ∙ The next day she returns to the...

Tags: Blonde Jokes

Martinelli ― 21 Dec, 11

A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge

Funny Jokes ― A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She proudly announced, "go ahead, ask me any of the capitals, I know all of them." ∙ A red head said, "O.K., what's the capital of Wyoming?" The ...

Tags: Blonde Jokes

Martinelli ― 21 Dec, 11

A blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES."

Funny Jokes ― On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES." ∙ By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.

Tags: Blonde Jokes

Martinelli ― 21 Dec, 11

Talented young artist from Yangon, Myanmar

Tags: Funny Videos

Martinelli ― 8 Dec, 11

Top ten crashes

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Martinelli ― 5 Dec, 11

The head

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Martinelli ― 5 Dec, 11

Watch out for the snowman

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Martinelli ― 5 Dec, 11

Man in the kitchen

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Martinelli ― 3 Dec, 11

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