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Women are like cards
hehe joKes ― A woman is like a pack of cards ...... You need a heart to love her... A diamond to marry her... A club to smash her head in... And a spade to bury the bitch (more)
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Posted on Oct 7th, 2010
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Love
hehe joKes ― A Love StoryI shall seek and find you.I shall take you to bed and control you.I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you grunt and groan.I will make you beg for mercy.I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I leave you.And... (more)
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Posted on Oct 7th, 2010
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Haunted from the Grave
hehe joKes ― An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most."When I... (more)
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Posted on Oct 7th, 2010
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New Bowling Rules
hehe joKes ― Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler "overs!" before the ball passes the arrows, you get to throw the ball over, unless of course, you get a strike. In which case, you can renege on the "overs". When your team is about 10 marks down in... (more)
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Posted on Oct 4th, 2010
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Glass Eye
hehe joKes ― A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its... (more)
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Posted on Sep 26th, 2010
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Too Much Coffee
hehe joKes ― You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When: You ski uphill. You speed walk in your sleep. You answer the door before people knock. You sleep with your eyes open. You just completed your third sweater today, and you don’t know how to knit. You... (more)
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Posted on Sep 26th, 2010
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Jewish Dog to Israel
hehe joKes ― Jewish woman wants to take her dog to Israel, so she goes to the travel agent to find out how. He says, "It's easy. You go to the airline, they give you a kennel, you put your dog in it, when you get off at Tel Aviv go to the luggage rack, and there... (more)
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Posted on Sep 26th, 2010
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Fruit Thieves
hehe joKes ― A fruit farmer hired two new workers for his fields, but before he sent them out for the day's work, he told them he had just one rule: don't steal any fruit. The two agreed to obey the rule. After the day was over, the two workers came in to report... (more)
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Posted on Sep 26th, 2010
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Ten Dollars is Ten Dollars
hehe joKes ― A man and a woman go to the carnival every year. Every time the man says,"Anna can we ride them airplanes that goes up for a couple of minutes then comes back down?" The woman always replied by saying,"We don`t need to spend any extra money on them... (more)
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Posted on Sep 26th, 2010
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Two Words
hehe joKes ― A prince had a curse put on him when he was a little boy. He could only speak two words every year. But, if he didn't speak for a whole year, he would then be able to speak 4 words the next year and so on. One day he met a princess named Josie and... (more)
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Posted on Sep 26th, 2010
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Prepare for Battle
hehe joKes ― Once a captain on his ship was disturbed by his assistant telling him, "Sir! Sir! There are 5 enemy ships on the horizon." The captain tells the man," Get my red coat and prepare for battle!" The assistant runs without question to get the captains... (more)
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Made popular on Oct 26th, 2010
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Jonah and the Whale
hehe joKes ― A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though they were a very large mammal their throat was very small. The little girl stated Jonah was... (more)
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Posted on Sep 26th, 2010
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Side Pain
hehe joKes ― At Sunday school they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as... (more)
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Posted on Sep 26th, 2010
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Acts
hehe joKes ― A woman went into her kitchen to find a burglar loaded down with a bunch of stuff he was stealing from her kitchen. Not having any kind of weapon to scare him off, she raised her hand and said "Acts 2:38," and proceeded to quote scripture. The... (more)
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Posted on Sep 26th, 2010
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Atheist Teacher
hehe joKes ― A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they are atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands... (more)
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Posted on Sep 26th, 2010
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