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I Peed A Little

Justin
A humorous blog with lots of additional funny content. You might pee a little from laughing!
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That's So Not Gay: A Funny Rant

I Peed A Little ― Well that's gay. That's soooo gay. That's like totes uber gay. Bleh. You have no idea how many times I hear that awful phrase. It's so insulting. How are people so inconsiderate? I mean, we should start a movement or something. That way, in the... (more)
 Justin ― Posted 9 days ago
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What To Do When On The Toilet

I Peed A Little ― I was in the middle of watching "Yo Gabba Gabba"... which isn't creepy at all... when suddenly I had an urge to go to the bathroom. I became furious. Not only must I now abandon my dancing puppet friends, but I was officially losing 10-15 minutes of... (more)
 Justin ― Posted 19 days ago
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It's Official: I'm A Sleep Moaner

I Peed A Little ― Two years ago, I woke up in my dorm to find my roommate, and several of his friends, hovering over my bed. Each one of them had a huge, suspicious grin. Naturally, I (more)
 Justin ― Posted on May 19th, 2011
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I Can't Talk: I'm On The Phone

I Peed A Little ― Since its creation in 1973, the cellphone has been saving the world from awkward situations. I mean, imagine you're hauling ass across campus back to your dorm the night after a (more)
 Justin ― Posted on May 14th, 2011
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3 Bizarre New Years Traditions

I Peed A Little ― I've concluded that every single New Years tradition originates from lunatics. I mean, seriously, people do some really bizarre shit when they celebrate. Here in America, people get drunk, make out, blow things up, generate obnoxious noises with pots... (more)
 Justin ― Posted on Apr 2nd, 2011
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I Don't Have The Time

I Peed A Little ― About a year ago, my boyfriend bought me this really neat Spider-Man watch. It was clearly designed for a 10-year-old, but even so, I loved it and wore it all the time. Unfortunately, one day it ended up with my dirty laundry, and, well, let's just... (more)
 Justin ― Posted on Apr 2nd, 2011
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Pole Dancing For Babies

I Peed A Little ― While browsing the Internet, I stumbled across a highly disturbing article. The article, believe it or not, is about a Canadian company that offers pole dancing classes for girls nine years of age and under. Uhh...what the hell. I don't see any... (more)
 Justin ― Posted on Apr 2nd, 2011
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Vampires Can Bite Me

I Peed A Little ― Vampires confuse the hell out of me. I mean, if something is immortal, it shouldn't be able to die. Maybe I can understand them having one weakness, but when their immortality is compromised by lack of blood, sunlight, wooden stakes, fire, garlic,... (more)
 Justin ― Posted on Apr 2nd, 2011
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Gay Power... Rangers

I Peed A Little ― Last year, I was selected to give a monologue at my university in front of the entire freshman student body. The monologue, performed during orientation, was about my experiences in college as a homosexual. Hoping to make people connect, I made it as... (more)
 Justin ― Posted on Apr 2nd, 2011
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Walk The Walk

I Peed A Little ― Walking is overrated. There, I said it. When it comes to traveling from point A to point B, I'd rather be catapulted on fire. Walking makes my legs sore and lethargic. I hate it so much that when it comes time for a stroll, I have to do it in the... (more)
 Justin ― Posted on Apr 2nd, 2011
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Chased By The Police

I Peed A Little ― Like most college students, a little alcohol can make me do some rather bizarre things. I've found myself hitting on strangers, admitting secrets, and even trying to ride a hamster (okay, so maybe that last one isn't so common). To be honest, most of... (more)
 Justin ― Posted on Apr 2nd, 2011
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Word To Your Puppy

I Peed A Little ― Rap music is dead. I used to love it, but unfortunately, the songs that come out these days sound like kittens dying of strangulation. The lyrics are blatantly uninspired, the vocals mimic malfunctioning robots, and the rhymes could be topped by five... (more)
 Justin ― Posted on Apr 2nd, 2011
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Gays Gone Gaga

I Peed A Little ― My boyfriend and I love Lady Gaga. Perhaps too much. Some might call it a bad romance... hardy har har.... Bleh. I tried. Anyway, when we found out that she was performing nearby, we didn't hesitate to buy tickets, skip class, make our own outfits,... (more)
 Justin ― Posted on Apr 2nd, 2011
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The End Is In Sight

I Peed A Little ― I'm totally freaking out right now. I can barely breathe. With 2010 upon us, there is a major cause for concern. Now, I'm not talking about Doomsday predictions, terrorist attacks, or even global warming. This is way worse. I bet you're all thinking,... (more)
 Justin ― Posted on Apr 2nd, 2011
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Tales From The Crib

I Peed A Little ― Every once in a while, I stumble upon a news article about how children are witnessing too much violence on TV. I’m not here to argue whether this is true or not, but I do think that the authors of these articles are hypocritical doodieheads. I... (more)
 Justin ― Posted on Apr 2nd, 2011

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