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I'm not a freelance journalist, mental!

Thinker
My blog is sometimes comedy gold and sometimes it's a bit crap, like most blogs. I use blogger because it's free, and I'm not trying to kick start a...
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Spit gross

I'm not a freelance journalist, mental! ― Walking to the station on my way to work in the morning isn't my favourite activity. This is down to two factors:1) I'm not a morning person. My commute to work is fueled only by the knowledge that a cup of strong, slightly soily and overly strong... (more)
 Thinker ― Posted 23 days ago
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Cheater cheater compulsive eater

I'm not a freelance journalist, mental! ― When your boyfriend cheats on you in a dream, is it too much to ask that he apologizes for it in the morning? Sure, he hasn't technically done anything wrong but it would be nice if he at least felt a little guilty.Boy : "Good morning! Did you sleep... (more)
 Thinker ― Posted on Feb 10th, 2012
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I'll be back...

I'm not a freelance journalist, mental! ― Still alive....will blog again soon xx (more)
 Thinker ― Posted on May 23rd, 2011
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squawk

I'm not a freelance journalist, mental! ― You can follow me on twitter at...http://twitter.com/ImogenTweetsPretty gripping stuff. (more)
 Thinker ― Posted on Mar 31st, 2011
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Bitter Charity

I'm not a freelance journalist, mental! ― I can't be doing with all the bloody charity workers that keep popping out from behind telephone boxes on my way into work, clipboards flapping and beanies bouncing as they skip along next to me with smug, puppy-like enthusiasm that makes me want to... (more)
 Thinker ― Posted on Mar 17th, 2011
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Chirp chirp

I'm not a freelance journalist, mental! ― Found out today that chickens can't swallow upside down. How does anyone find that out? The only thing I can think of is a) a chicken had the hiccups and tried the old upside down drinking technique and choked to death, all the time with his peers... (more)
 Thinker ― Posted on Feb 22nd, 2011
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Slutty Little Cheese Grater

I'm not a freelance journalist, mental! ― Ahh Christmas time, women's responsibility to dress up in festive lingerie to entertain their partners. Every time there is a vaguely festive season Ann Summers packs its stores with themed underwear and it's our duty to dress up as a present for our... (more)
 Thinker ― Posted on Jan 2nd, 2011
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All is not lost...but not much has been gained either, to tell the truth.

I'm not a freelance journalist, mental! ― I am aware that I have not blogged in ages, so I just wanted to let people know that I am still blogging and I still occasionally have thoughts. I hope to get a blog out soon but am momentarily suffering from bloggers block, which from now on will be... (more)
 Thinker ― Posted on Nov 17th, 2010
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Getting Men Hard and the Business of Penguins

I'm not a freelance journalist, mental! ― I've just found a piece of advice from 'sexpert' Tracey Cox on cosmo online, which says; "don't ask for sex-just take it!". Last time I checked, having sex with people without asking their permission can be wrong and could constitute as a little... (more)
 Thinker ― Posted on Oct 6th, 2010
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Fussy Cats & Dirty Talk

I'm not a freelance journalist, mental! ― Been thinking about sex and how delightfully easy it looks in films...well I'd like to highlight a few key areas of SEX that are glossed over...1. Dirty Talk. "Talk dirty to me" Great, you're gonna have to think of another new way to describe having... (more)
 Thinker ― Posted on Sep 16th, 2010
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A trip to the dentist.

I'm not a freelance journalist, mental! ― Went to visit the hygenist today at the dentist, which basically constitutes being orally raped, but instead of a penis, it's a probing finger, and instead of a latex condom, it's a latex glove. I went with my mother, whom the receptionist called Dr... (more)
 Thinker ― Posted on Sep 3rd, 2010
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Overwhelmed

I'm not a freelance journalist, mental! ― By my new follower and some anonymous comments, clearly am now recognısed as one of 'the great bloggers of our tıme' (Anonymous, 2010)For the rest of you readıng, become a follower (even ıf you dont have an account) or leave some comments on the... (more)
 Thinker ― Posted on Aug 23rd, 2010
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Ice Ice Baby

I'm not a freelance journalist, mental! ― Was reading Cosmopolitan the other day, and they had provided the reader with 72 secret sex tips, because that's a nice rounded number. Several of the tips involved the incorporation of ice cubes into the bedroom, apparently men love it when you put... (more)
 Thinker ― Posted on Aug 11th, 2010
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And so it shall be.

I'm not a freelance journalist, mental! ― Just made it so that even 'anonymous' users can comment on the old blogerooni, now we'll see how many followers I've really got. (Setting myself up for absolute embarrassment) And please, suffice to say don't start posting stuff like 'I can seeee... (more)
 Thinker ― Posted on Jul 22nd, 2010
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The Worst Smell in the World and other such ramblings.

I'm not a freelance journalist, mental! ― Intrigued? I thought as much. I'll leave it on a cliff hanger, until the end of the blog. >Was thinking about how I said if someone describes another person as larger than life then I know they are going to be a tubbo and it got me thinking about how... (more)
 Thinker ― Posted on Jul 21st, 2010

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