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Jokes for making you laugh and go bonkers.

Some naughty, Non-veg, Mind boggling, Mischievous and dirty jokes to make you laugh in this fast paced life. Enjoy it and share it with others. Wish...
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TIT FOR TAT...............

Jokes for making you laugh and go bonkers. ― After a fierce argument of 3 hours a lady professor said to male professor....LP: I will give you TIT FOR TAT everytime you argue with me.MP: You sure?LP: Of course.MP: Will you not change your words after wards?LP: NO NEVER.!!MP:OKAY! Then I would... (more)
 Sachin Varde Borkar ― Posted on Mar 15th, 2012
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The saying.......................Huh huh

Jokes for making you laugh and go bonkers. ― I walked into a public toilet where I found two toiletss, of which one was alreadyoccupied. So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my pants & undiess and satdown.A voice came from the toilet next to me: "Hello dear, how are you... (more)
 Sachin Varde Borkar ― Posted on Feb 27th, 2012
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Heaven OR Hell...........................

Jokes for making you laugh and go bonkers. ― A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physicallyimpossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very largemammal its throat was very small.The little girl stated that Jonah (in bible)... (more)
 Sachin Varde Borkar ― Posted on Feb 27th, 2012
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Popeye & rust............................?

Jokes for making you laugh and go bonkers. ― What part of Popeye does not rust?ANS: The part he puts in OLIVE oil. (more)
 Sachin Varde Borkar ― Posted on Feb 27th, 2012
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Gynaecologiest and Pizza boy.....................

Jokes for making you laugh and go bonkers. ― What do Gynaecologiest and a Pizza boy have in common?THEY BOTH CAN SMELL IT BUT CAN'T EAT IT. (more)
 Sachin Varde Borkar ― Posted on Feb 27th, 2012
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Agreement.......................

Jokes for making you laugh and go bonkers. ― After a fierce argument of 2 hours a lady professor announced to male professor.Lady P: I think we just cannot agree with anything under this sun.Male P: Again you are wrong mam. We can agree on one point.Lady P: How in the god's name?Male P: You... (more)
 Sachin Varde Borkar ― Posted on Feb 27th, 2012
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Lick..................

Jokes for making you laugh and go bonkers. ― A guy came rushing to a bar table and announced loud."Damn it I'm so thirsty that I can lick the sweat off the dog's balls."To which a guy in the corner table answered ....... "Bhow bhow Whoo bhow bhow" (more)
 Sachin Varde Borkar ― Posted on Feb 27th, 2012
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Salary and Penis......................?

Jokes for making you laugh and go bonkers. ― What is the difference between SALARY and PENIS?ANS: Your wife will always LOVE to BLOW YOUR SALARY FIRST. (more)
 Sachin Varde Borkar ― Posted on Feb 27th, 2012
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Definition of L O V E....................

Jokes for making you laugh and go bonkers. ― The feeling which you feel, when you feel that you are about to feel a feeling which you never felt before, before feeling this particular feeling, that feeling is called L O V E. (more)
 Sachin Varde Borkar ― Posted on Feb 27th, 2012
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SMS............................................

Jokes for making you laugh and go bonkers. ― A boy loved a girl but never proposed her.One day he decided to tell her at 12:00 a.m. in the morning through SMS.He typed: “I Love U & can't live without you” ........... & .................. clicked ... Send.After a few seconds he got... (more)
 Sachin Varde Borkar ― Posted on Feb 27th, 2012
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SWEET TALKER.....................

Jokes for making you laugh and go bonkers. ― Gal: Do I look like an angel?Guy: Yeah!Gal: Am I the fairy of your dream?Guy: Yeah!Gal: Am I the inspiration of the best poems in the world?Guy: Yeah!Gal: Am I the one blessed to be the most beautiful girl in the world?Guy: Yeah!Gal: Oh! Darling you... (more)
 Sachin Varde Borkar ― Posted on Feb 27th, 2012
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If it breaks.........................

Jokes for making you laugh and go bonkers. ― What does a bungee jumping and a society girl have in common?Ans : They both cost you 50 dollars but if the rubber breaks then............ YOU ARE SCREWED............. (more)
 Sachin Varde Borkar ― Posted on Dec 3rd, 2011
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Identify the wrong one out...............

Jokes for making you laugh and go bonkers. ― Identify the wrong one out from the list.MEAT - EGG - WIFE - BLOWJOBANSWER : BLOWJOB.REASON? :- You can beat your meat, egg and wife BUT You just can't beat a Blowjob. (more)
 Sachin Varde Borkar ― Posted on Dec 3rd, 2011
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Lay man...............

Jokes for making you laugh and go bonkers. ― What do men and tiles have in common?ANSWER : If you lay them well, then you can walk on them for years together. (more)
 Sachin Varde Borkar ― Posted on Dec 3rd, 2011
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Objection..................

Jokes for making you laugh and go bonkers. ― This guy meets a sexy blond in a party..................GUY : If I give you a lift in my Ferrari would you OBJECT making LOVE to me?GAL : That's something I've never done in my life.GUY : [HAPPY] What? You mean you never made love in your life?GAL :... (more)
 Sachin Varde Borkar ― Posted on Dec 3rd, 2011