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Kids Jokes ― Mother had just finished waxing the floors when she heard her young son opening the front door. She shouted, “Be careful on that floor, Jimmy; it’s just been waxed.”Jimmy, walking right in, replied, “Don’t worry, Mom, I’m wearing my... (more)
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Kids Jokes ― When a fellow called a motel and asked how much they charged for a room, the clerk told him that the rates depended on room size and number of people. “Do you take children?” the man asked.“No, sir,” replied the clerk. “Only cash and credit... (more)
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Kids Jokes ― "Dad, Can you write in the dark?""I think so. What is it you want me to write?""Your name on this report card." (more)
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Kids Jokes ― Why did the jellybean go to school? Because he wanted to become a smartie. (more)
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Kids Jokes ― What did the 0 say to the 8?... Nice belt (more)
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Kids Jokes ― An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out that there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5 year old child.The doctor instructed the child... (more)
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Kids Jokes ― When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink.I was not so pleased. I turned to Mom and said, "I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember... (more)
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Kids Jokes ― Alfie had been listening to his sister practicing her singing. "Sis," he said, "I wish you'd sing Christmas carols.""That’s nice of you, Alfie," she said. "Why?""Then I'd only have to hear you once a year!" (more)
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Kids Jokes ― A boy had reached four without giving up the habit of sucking his thumb, though his mother had tried everything from bribery to reasoning to painting it with lemon juice to discourage the habit. Finally she tried threats, warning her son that, "If... (more)
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Kids Jokes ― A salesman telephone a household, and a four-year-old answered.Salesman: May I speak to your mother?Child: She is not here.Salesman: Well, is anyone else there?Child: My sisterSalesman: O.K., fine. May I speak to her?Child: I guess so.There was a... (more)
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Kids Jokes ― A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.After watching the boy's efforts for... (more)
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Kids Jokes ― Ozzie came home from school with a black eye and cut lips. His mother sighed deeply, “Oh, Ozzie, you’ve been in another fight.”“But, Mom,” sniffled Ozzie, “I was just keeping a little boy from being beaten up by a bigger boy.”‘Well,... (more)
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Kids Jokes ― At a Sunday school class the teacher asked a child; do you pray to God before lunch or dinner?The child said, “No ma'am, my moms a good cook!” (more)
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Kids Jokes ― Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened. "So, how did you do son?" he asked."You'll never believe it!" Billy said. "I was... (more)
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