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 Liquorstore Bear ― http://liquorstorebear.com

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Listed: Nov 6, 2011

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Deputy PM? Consider this my application…

Deputy PM? Consider this my application…

Liquorstore Bear ― My Fellow Inebriates, I was prepared to be outraged when my mother casually mentioned that Canada doesn’t currently have a deputy prime minister. The subject came up because Miss P had come home from Grade 2 enthusing about Alberta (Oil!...

Tags: Politics, Alberta, Alexander Keith's, Beer, Canadian Politics, Conservative Government

Liquorstore Bear ― 1 day ago

VINA ESMERALDA TORRES (2011)—Yummy wine, but it can’t get you drunk enough

VINA ESMERALDA TORRES (2011)—Yummy wine, but it can’t get you drunk enough

Liquorstore Bear ― Miss P left this sitting on a chair in the living room this morning. Totally freaky, right? Only two things immediately occurred to me as more frightening: Fluffy Bear (currently on hiatus from paranormal activities, but he may just be gathering ...

Tags: Reviews, Wine, Art, Asparagus, Childhood, Childhood Art

Liquorstore Bear ― 2 days ago

ASTROLIQUOR for May 17–23, already in progress!

Liquorstore Bear ― Okay, MFI, your Booze Horoscope has gone totally off the rails. I pleaded with my typist to dump the paid work in favor of this, your guide to the week’s alcohol consumption. But you try reasoning with either of my parents. So here’s a...

Tags: Liquorstore Bear, Absolut, Aftershock, Alcohol Horoscope, Amaretto, Astrology

Liquorstore Bear ― 3 days ago

“Tonights” wine? What the hell, Dad?

“Tonights” wine? What the hell, Dad?

Liquorstore Bear ― My dad is not one to forget his apostrophes (very often), so I knew, when he emailed this picture with the header “Tonights wine” that he must be totally f#cked up. My friend Blackie Bear once told me his apostrophes are the first ...

Tags: Liquorstore Bear, Cabernet Sauvignon, Canadian Wine, Dry Weekdays, Humor, La Frenz

Liquorstore Bear ― 5 days ago

The long-awaited gin shoot-out Part Deux!

The long-awaited gin shoot-out Part Deux!

Liquorstore Bear ― Reblogged from Liquorstore Bear: My Fellow Inebriates, Proving that dry weekends are one of my mother’s worst ideas ever, Saturday’s Pre–Mother’s Day Gin Shoot-out quickly escalated (devolved?) into the kind of unbridled...

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Liquorstore Bear ― 6 days ago

The long-awaited gin shoot-out Part Deux!

The long-awaited gin shoot-out Part Deux!

Liquorstore Bear ― My Fellow Inebriates, Proving that dry weekends are one of my mother’s worst ideas ever, Saturday’s Pre–Mother’s Day Gin Shoot-out quickly escalated (devolved?) into the kind of unbridled debauchery you get when lengthy...

Tags: Alcohol, Gin, Reviews, Boomsma, Broker's Gin, Dutch Gin

Liquorstore Bear ― 1 week 1 day ago

ASTROLIQUOR for March 22 to 28, already in progress—What the stars say you should drink!

ASTROLIQUOR for March 22 to 28, already in progress—What the stars say you should drink!

Liquorstore Bear ― My Fellow Inebriates, Your booze horoscope is still a mess. I have to admit, dry weekdays are totally getting me down. I can’t even get up in the mornings, never mind figure out what the stars have to say. But finally—the weekend ...

Tags: Astrology, What's Your Sign?, Bailey's, Beer, Booze Horoscope, Boozology

Liquorstore Bear ― 1 week 4 days ago

So true

So true

Liquorstore Bear

Tags: Liquorstore Bear, Alcohol, Calculus, Don't Drink And Derive, Don't Drink And Drive, Funny Alcohol Signs

Liquorstore Bear ― 1 week 6 days ago

Boo! The Radleys are awesome enough to make me forget about wine for a few…minutes

Boo! The Radleys are awesome enough to make me forget about wine for a few…minutes

Liquorstore Bear ― I got so absorbed in The Radleys that I almost forgot about the suffering my mother has inflicted on LBHQ. Dry weekdays are an evil idea, and as I watched her drinking ginless tonic water tonight, I felt very much like a Radley. No matter how many...

Tags: Liquorstore Bear, Abstainer's Handbook, Blood, Humor, Matt Haig, The Radleys

Liquorstore Bear ― 2 weeks 1 day ago

That moment when you realize the weekend’s a writeoff

That moment when you realize the weekend’s a writeoff

Liquorstore Bear

Tags: Liquorstore Bear, Drunk Bear, Humor, Pictures, Weekends

Liquorstore Bear ― 2 weeks 4 days ago

ASTROLIQUOR for May 3-6—What the stars say you should drink!

ASTROLIQUOR for May 3-6—What the stars say you should drink!

Liquorstore Bear ― My Fellow Inebriates, I won’t be able to sleep if the horoscope is late one more time. Just thinking of you all embarking on your weekends without astrological booze guidance…OMG. Aries, whatever your ride happens to be, it will need...

Tags: Astrology, What's Your Sign?, Absolut, Bailey's, Booze Horoscope, Boozology

Liquorstore Bear ― 2 weeks 5 days ago

Four grand? A lot of booze…or a palatal expander…

Four grand? A lot of booze…or a palatal expander…

Liquorstore Bear ― Financial bombshell, my fellow inebriates: Miss P needs four grand worth of orthodontics to correct a crossbite problem. I am really shattered by this whole thing. But not P—she’s bubbling with excitement. She can’t wait. If you ...

Tags: Liquorstore Bear, Baby Teeth, Childhood, Crossbite, Family Finance, Humor

Liquorstore Bear ― 2 weeks 6 days ago

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