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Magick Sandwich

Magick Sandwich: Aggregating Absurdity since 1975.
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Radiant Tampons: Product of the Week

Radiant Tampons: Product of the Week

Magick Sandwich ― I've seen some odd stuff--everything from scrotal wash to anal bleach--but never at my local pharmacy. So when Tampax Radiant Tampons turned up at Walgreen's, it piqued my interest. I found this description on the Tampax website: "New Tampax Radiant... (more)
 Kathcom ― Posted on Apr 18th, 2012
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Clarity Costs Extra

Clarity Costs Extra

Magick Sandwich ― I've been trying to figure out how, despite unlimited this and family plan that, my cell phone bill is so high. Did I sign up to fund a bridge to nowhere project in my sleep? How did my cell phone turn into a handheld perpetual debt machine? As... (more)
 Kathcom ― Posted on Mar 3rd, 2012
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Lonely on Valentine's Day? There's an App for That

Magick Sandwich ― It's Valentine's Day again, when lonely souls search for a good time. Now they can look no further than their iPhones with the OhMiBod Remote app, available on iTunes. This breakthrough for the hands free onanist allows one to operate one's vibrator... (more)
 Kathcom ― Posted on Feb 14th, 2012
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My New Rehab: Opening Soon!

Magick Sandwich ― I used to think that there were only three foolproof jobs in the world: weatherman, umbrella salesman and pantyhose manufacturer. A "meteorologist" can be wrong much of the time and not get fired. The other two sell products whose planned... (more)
 Kathcom ― Posted on Feb 13th, 2012
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Spam Superstar 2011

Spam Superstar 2011

Magick Sandwich ― I tend to get a lot of spam comments on Magick Mini Movie Review: Bad Lieutenant. Apparently, "harvey keitel penis" is a popular Google search. Though the most interesting commenter this year was Call Girls in Mumbai--I clicked it and it does appear... (more)
 Kathcom ― Posted on Dec 23rd, 2011
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Christmas Gifting 101: A Visual Aid

Christmas Gifting 101: A Visual Aid

Magick Sandwich ― You're in that mad, last minute scramble to find a present for that special someone. When it comes to gift-giving, a scarf is always a safe choice, right? Not always. Behold: In your frenzy to get out of the store, don't forget to pay attention... (more)
 Kathcom ― Posted on Dec 22nd, 2011
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Last Minute Gifts: Wine Warning

Last Minute Gifts: Wine Warning

Magick Sandwich ― Over here at Magick Sandwich, we've finished our Christmas shopping. Since we never stop spending on ourselves, it's really just shopping with the holidays as a convenient cover story. Much like an alcoholic who rationalizes drinking on special... (more)
 Kathcom ― Posted on Dec 21st, 2011
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Xmas Re-Gift: Manger Danger!

Magick Sandwich ― Pittstown, DE--Is your neighborhood nativity scene safe? Sadly, the answer was no for the Davis family, whose three year old daughter, Mensa, was injured last night when a faulty manger toppled onto the youngster. "We were in the town square... (more)
 Kathcom ― Posted on Dec 19th, 2011
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Great Holiday Gift Ideas: Bacon Edition

Great Holiday Gift Ideas: Bacon Edition

Magick Sandwich ― At Magick Sandwich, we like a nice BLT. Minus the L and T, of course. We also know it makes an awesome gift. Surprise your loved ones with the gift that keeps on giving, all the way from tastiness to heartburn to deadly plaque buildup: bacon. Heard... (more)
 Kathcom ― Posted on Dec 15th, 2011
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3 Haunted Hotels for Halloween Night

3 Haunted Hotels for Halloween Night

Magick Sandwich ― I recently stayed in Room 35 of the Irma Hotel in Cody, Wyoming. Prior guests reported lights going on and off, being touched by an unseen hand, etc. Some claimed they saw the ghost of a Civil War soldier in dress uniform--but only half of him!... (more)
 Kathcom ― Made popular on Nov 2nd, 2011
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Apocalypse No?

Magick Sandwich ― Here at Magick Sandwich, we enjoy a bit of name-calling as much as the next guy. Back at the end of May, when it appeared the Rapture hadn't happened, we wracked our brains to come up with a term that would adequately define the non-event. In... (more)
 Kathcom ― Posted on Oct 21st, 2011
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Apocal-Update

Apocal-Update

Magick Sandwich ― They're back! It's that time again: the End of Days. Seriously, they really mean it this time. To be fair, the date the world will end hasn't changed. It's the Rapture that was a little confusing. Remember when Harold Camping--an old geeze... (more)
 Kathcom ― Posted on Oct 20th, 2011
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Let's All Shut Up About September 11th

Magick Sandwich ― I can't wait for September 12th. Why? Not because I fear an attack on the 11th but because I just want everyone to shut up about it. There's something unseemly about the orgy of coverage surrounding the tenth anniversary of the 9/11 attack. On one... (more)
 Kathcom ― Posted on Sep 10th, 2011
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National Milk Chocolate Day: A Strange but Tasty Holiday

Magick Sandwich ― It's National Milk Chocolate Day! Finally there's a crass commercial holiday that we can all love! (Except for vegans, who are still waiting for their petition for a National Gluten-Free Soy Pretend Food Substitute Day to go through Congress. Good... (more)
 Kathcom ― Posted on Jul 29th, 2011
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Racist Beauty?

Racist Beauty?

Magick Sandwich ― Ladies, you'll know what I'm talking about: you've finally gotten a little time alone and decide to pamper yourself. You've got cream bleach frosting your upper lip, a V05 oil slick in your hair and you've just slapped on a few pore strips when the... (more)
 Kathcom ― Posted on Jun 25th, 2011