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Man Vs Woman ― Three dreams of a man:To be as handsome as his mother thinks.To be as rich as his child believes.To have as many women as his wife suspects... (more)
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Man Vs Woman ― A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!!"The man immediately leans out his window and replies, "BITCH!!"They each continue on... (more)
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Man Vs Woman ― An elderly woman called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car had been broken in to.She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!"... (more)
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Man Vs Woman ― A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex.The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night at dinner, she does... (more)
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Man Vs Woman ― What is the difference between being kinky and being perverted?When you are kinky, you use a feather.When you are perverted, you use the whole damn chicken. (more)
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Man Vs Woman ― So there's a blonde 'n a brunette riding in an elevator when it stops on the 6th floor and a man gets on. Well, they notice that he has some dandruff on his shoulder but politely decline to say anything until the man leaves two floors later. The... (more)
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Man Vs Woman ― A man is in a horrible accident that is so bad that he loses his 'manhood'... He goes to a doctor."Erm..." the doc says,"I can give you a new penis, a small is $8,000, a medium is $11,000, and a large is $14,000.""I'll take a large!" the man says.... (more)
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Man Vs Woman ― A man went to his doctor and asked him how to prolong the lovemaking experience. The doctor told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer, extending the pleasure for them and their partner.The man decided, "What the hell, I'll... (more)
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Man Vs Woman ― Why are men more intelligent during sex?Because they are plugged into a genius! (more)
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Man Vs Woman ― Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers?A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. (more)
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Man Vs Woman ― A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. "How much is that Barbie in the window?", he asks the shop assistant.In a manner she responds, "Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19... (more)
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Man Vs Woman ― What 3 words does a woman not want to hear when having sex?Darling I'm home! (more)
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Man Vs Woman ― What's the difference between "oooo" and "ahhhhhh"?Three inches. (more)
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Man Vs Woman ― Why is it great to be a man -* Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.* Your orgasms are real. Always.* Your last name stays put.* The garage is all yours.* Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.* Wedding plans take care of themselves.* You... (more)
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Man Vs Woman ― Q: Why do men name their penises?A: They don't want a stranger making 90% of their decisions for them. (more)
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